Hi,
Welcome to the forum!
Love the humor in this post! 
By the way my name is J***** (we deserve privacy right?)
For your issue, are you sure that your video is located inside a data folder in your sketch folder?
I was thinking about problems with .mov format but are you sure that it doesn’t run with .mp4 files?
I’ve already answered a topic on this here : Cannot play the video after exporting the application
Looks like some users have some issues with the library. You can try posting on this GitHub issue :