
Carmine
My mom called me up the morning of my last birthday. She always calls me early to make sure she is the first to wish me a Happy Birthday and sing. This year when she called, she told me some very important information (this is an exact quote):
“Carmine, on the day you were born, when I was going into labor. I had a meatball parmesan hero before leaving the house. I knew they wouldn’t feed me anything good in the hospital, so I made sure to have a meatball parmesan hero first…then I had you” - My Mom